10 Stocking Stuffers for the Bacon Lover in Your Life

Sure, everyone needs a toothbrush, or a fresh new tube of chapstick. And hey, who doesn’t love finding chocolates in their stocking on Christmas morning. But let’s be real here…we can do better than this. What ever happened to the classic holiday tradition of giving bacon to the ones you love most? Oh…that was never a thing? Well we’re here to start that tradition. If you need help thinking of creative ways to surprise the bacon lover in your life, allow us to assist you. Bacon can be a pretty versatile stocking stuffer. Here’s proof:

 

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1. Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

If your breath doesn’t already smell like bacon, now it will! That’s right…bacon flavored toothpicks exist, and we’re all about ‘em. Each pack is only $2.50 so this gift won’t break the (piggy) bank.

 

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2. Bacon Sunglasses

Hide your hangover with these bacon shades. (Pro tip: also hide your hangover with real bacon the next morning. Trust us.) For the bacon lover in your life, these sunglasses are more than an accessory.

 

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3. Bacon Duct Tape

Some people are natural born fixers. Others can just use this bacon duct tape and call it a day.

 

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4. Bacon Bib

You don’t have to be a baby to wear this stylish bib. But, you could be if you wanted to! Psst…this is from our very own line of bacon and beer merch, so we kind of think you should go for it.

 

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5. Bacon Bandages

Everybody hurts. Those who put bacon bandages on their wounds hurt less.

 

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6. Bacon Socks

Keep your feet sizzlin’ hot in socks that look just like bacon. There are tons of different styles, too. Check out these bacon strip crew socks, perfect for a casual Friday at the office.

 

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7. Bacon Pool Float

It may be too early to have your summer bod ready, but it’s never too early to start thinking about summer plans. This pool float will turn anyone into a certified bacon babe by the pool. This gift may look too big to fit in a stocking but don’t worry, it comes deflated.

 

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8. Bacon Lip Balm

Pucker up and give the one you love a big bacon kiss! Or, for the single crowd, secretly sneak tastes of bacon by applying this throughout the work day.

 

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9. Bacon Candy Canes

Nothing says “Happy Holidays” quite like a tasty candy cane. Surprise your family with these fun holiday treats. And for added hilarity, don’t tell anyone that they’re bacon flavored to confuse the hell out of them.

 

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10. Straight Up Bacon

Sure, some people are wooed by diamonds or fancy cars. But when you think about what the holidays are all about, you start to understand that some people just want to be happy.  And as we all know, bacon is the key to happiness. Happy Holidays!

 

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